padalikey: ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit
because-thats-what-people-do: sherlock-and-loki-stole-my-life: insertfandomname: I was talking to a friend about The Hobbit and suddenly she says that she’s glad they cast an unknown actor for Bilbo.
david-tennant-is-very-sexy: singlikeamockingjay: oh look at this rose someone left on the beach! oh look at this other rose someone left on a beach GO TO YOUR ROOM
kelleycarries: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: kelleycarries: meanwhile in yorkshire A man dressed as the caped crusader Batman has handed over a wanted man at a Bradford police station before disappearing into the night. WHAT the hero bradford deserves
owlapin: listening through new headphones after using shitty broken ones
phan-tabulous: constellationofkasterborous: constellationofkasterborous: um something just printed and i didn’t print it my parents are all asleep i’m scared it was fucking tickets to yo gabba gabba live are you gonna go
beartier: goinghamilton: justin timberlake should make cereal he could call them justin timberflakes #bringing sexy back to a well-balanced breakfast
nicotinebatch: datatwohearts: ...
catswithbenefits: im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature
started watching old X Factor videos and had my favorite girl but then i found out she tried to sing the chili peppers and completely killed the song.
kittiesonfire: itspoonanjimarsha: fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version alright calm down satan
I know a place where no ones lost I know a place where no one cries Crying at all is not allowed Not in my castle on a cloud
thelastofthemorgensterns: IM THE CLEVER ONE YOURE THE POTATO ONE CAN WE HAVE THE WHOLE SEASON OF THE DOCTOR INSULTING STRAX
stephaniesearches: The TARDIS now looks like a...
Go on, say it.
The Doctor: Go on, say it. Everyone does.
Clara: It's smaller on the outside.
The Doctor: Okay. That is a first.
bonnie-bug: “New year, new me,” I say, laughing to my friends. Suddenly, I throw my arms out, golden light erupting from my hands and face. I scream in agony as every single cell in my body is rewritten, atom by atom. Abruptly, the light show ends and I drop my arms, coughing out a golden trail of residual energy. I am completely made new. I am a Time Lord.
wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FINGERS OKAY THAT’S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET
Like I said, you know I’m almost dead you know I’m almost gone and when the drummer drums, he gonna play my song to carry me along Like I said you know I’m almost dead, you know I’m almost gone
Nothing much in the first few moments, although I keep hearing this beat in my head…..l-like a onetwothreefour onetwothreefour onetwothreefour it sounds like a drum beat and it’s, its getting louder and louder I-I-I I can’t think over this beat! I Can’t-
samandriel: so new zealanders are being mauled by sheep, kangaroos are staging a coup in australia and the netherlands are reporting demon cows. well good thing i live in america what animal could possib- oh oh god